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The sight of a catheter that has been inserted into a moist vagina
"Jesus Christ I just walked past Kelsy and she gave me a right eyeful when she was mid crossing her legs....she's got a bloody catheter in....it looked like a pig sucking a straw"
Obese skanks that hold down the rocky mountain territory. Often seen eating Dairy Queen and wearing clothes that are way too fucking small for them. These trifling skallywhops are known for there professional roofy and rape tactics. Victims more often than not commit suicide after waking up next to a rocky mountain thunder pig.
I was gonna get some dairy queen until i saw the line..a fucking heard of rocky mountain thunder pigs!
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Day in which girls wear thier hair up in pig tails in celebration. One of the best holidays of the year. Usually celebrated in the Continental United States on December 3rd. Braided or not.
On December 3rd, I will be wearing my hair in pig tails for National Pig Tail Day.
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Rude annoying bastard that is just plain out annoying
That kid over there is a pig ass dick head
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Way of saying one is overly happy. Couldnt be happier.
She got her car today, and was Happier than a Pig in shit.
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The dumb version of describing a florescent light bulbs that is twisted thanks to ENERGY STAR
I hate those new light bulbs!! You know the ones that look like pig tail light bulbs?
oh you mean the energy saving bulbs
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A reference to the crazy popular smartphone game Angry Birds, this is a modern version of killing "two birds with one stone," meaning solving multiple problems with a single solution.
Friend 1: I just invented THC Beer, so now we can get drunk and high on the same substance!
Friend 2: Way to kill two pigs with one bird!
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