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What people say they were doing when accused of, or suspected of, smoking weed
Teacher: Why are you late? And why do you smell like marijuana?
Student: I was running through a field of berries.
Last of the great NYC public access TV comedians who fell on hard times, became homeless, and went literally "running wild" in the streets. Was also at the time a gopher for Local TV legend Joe Franklin. Ron Yushack eventually ended up in Bellevue Hospital, and soon afterwards disappeared into the cold, gritty wilderness of madness, and obscurity. <BR>
Where is Ron Yushack?
That TV producer's gonna end up pulling a "Yushack" if he don't get a job a pay his rent. Look at him. He's "running wild"!
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This expression was said by Howard Cosell during a 1972 televised ABC broadcast on July 29, 1972 in reference to Mike Adamle, a running back for the Kansas City Chiefs in the preseason AFC-NFC "Hall of Fame" game between the Chiefs vs. New York Giants at Fawcett Stadium.
Until the appearance of the factual website about it, people mistakenly associated this sentence with a different football game in 1983. On September 5, 1983, during the season opening Monday Night Football game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Washington Redskins, Howard Cosell made a second comment using the words "little monkey." In that game, Redskins wide receiver Alvin Garrett was playing a great game, and following Garrett's 6th pass reception while still in the first quarter, Howard Cosell commented to Don Meredith, "Joe Gibbs wanted to get this kid and that little monkey gets loose doesn't he?"
When a smaller physical stature NFL football player would run and dart around after getting his hands on the ball, Cosell would like to say "Look at that little monkey run!" It didn't matter if it was a white or black player.
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an expression of heightened disbelief at an incident or occurrence, similar to fuck me running, but implying even more depth of utter disbelief at that which is becoming known to you at the given moment. Denotes the purest amazement that the truly unthinkable has really just occurred.
John says, "Hey! Did you hear Hillary won the election?" and Fred says, "Well... Fuck me running backwards!"
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Tony: Shit, its da cop!
Me: Run like a mother fucker!
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When you're so drunk whilst getting arrested that you yell nonsensical things at the cop
Cop: "ma'am, what is your name?"
Drunk woman: "run the tags mother fucker!
Wen someone is mad at you and is going to kill ya
You better run for your fucking life bitch