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Someone who is socially active but not present.
Damn, Cameron was Socially UnSocial tonight.
The act of signing one's self up on social media sites under the opposite gender f-sag or to gain access to certain gender restricted groups.
If I'm a guy and want talk to lesbians without being labeled misogynistic I might commit social media gender impersonation on something like KIK.
A social speedster is someone who essentially 'speedruns' through their social media networks, which includes scrolling through their feed like a madman, liking posts with minimum forethought, reading all their PMs under a second, and clicking on one insta story after another without any pause in the middle.
Social speedsters are also highly known for sending a snap in a lightning quick succession. The time it takes to take their phone out of their pocket, enter snapchat, and snapping a pic is only a mere 3 seconds.
Nowadays, most youngsters and young adults are social speedsters. This inclination can have its drawbacks, as a social speedster may zoom through their PMs but not respond to them immediately, and eventually as more PMs build up they might forget about the ones they've already read.
Me: My friends are all social speedsters. You should see how blazing fast they plow their feeds and PMs. Every time I send a message and it gets read and they never reply back, I sometimes question my relationship with them, but then I remember "oh duh, they are social speedsters". Can't blame them entirely, as they are just trying to adapt to today's information-packed, attention-based media.
Definition: someone who plows through their social media feed like some crazed madman.
This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.
But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.
Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.
The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
To see an example, attend any college (post-COVID obv). You will be able to witness social speedsters and their smartphone-wielding dexterity in the flesh. Heck, you may even be one!
When someone consciously finds themself past their limit in a social situation but they find the energy to keep going because of social obligations. They often experience extreme fatigue after these moments are over.
The only reason I got through that office holiday party was because of social shock.
Below friend zoned, band to social media.
Credit due to: Kaylynn and Marcus
"I like you as a broadcaster, nothing more."
"Bro, you just got social zoned."
when someone from the authorities abuses you or uses their power in an abusive or illegal way and you prefer to obey without having anything to say
-Damn dude the school director punished me today and force me to clear the snow in front of the school, but it's ok I think I deserve it
-Yo bro you are such a social cuckold