Shoot someone so much they get turned straight.
Person 1: Damn it Tom, Just shoot me!
Person 2: Oh hell yeah i will
Person 1: Shoot me Straight
Super Straight September Is a Day to remember All of the super straight lives lost due to super straight oppression
Yo cuh it’s super straight September
A man who is only attracted to females who are born females, and those females are attracted to males who were also born male.
Guy 1: Hey do you like women who like trans men?
Guy 2: Hell to the fuck no, i’m super super straight
a term commonly used to fool idiots into saying they menstruate.
A -"Where is the Bering Stray?"
B -"What's a stray?"
A -"I meant straight"
A term used by the LGBTQ community (primarily gays and bis) to describe cis het people that aren’t stereotypically straight.
These people tend to be allies and very supportive and kind towards members of the community. They are also probably funny and easygoing when it comes to jokes about being straight.
Girl 1: Is Harry Styles straight?
Girl 2: I think so, but even if he is, he’s definitely a valid straight person.
Girl 1: Oh yeah for sure.
A male or female only attracted to the opposite gender born that gender.
Trans Boy: Hey would you like to go on a date with me?
Girl: Sorry I’m super straight. I only date men born as men. It’s a preference.
Trans boy: Ok transphobe.
Where straight men are only attracted to women who was born a female, including transgender males.
Guy 1: today I came out to my family as Super Straight today!
Guy 2: what does that mean?
Guy 1: that I’m only attracted to women who where born female.
Guy 2: so does that include transgender guys then?
Guy 1: yeah man!