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When after eating chile you experience extremly spicy diarrhea.
"Oh damn someone left some texas hot sauce in the bathroom."
Garrett:"Oh sorry. I didnt think anyone would notice."
a small town full of annoying twinks
Oh you're from Lometa Texas? Get tf out of here right now
Wow, babe that texas roadhouse footjob was amazing.
A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
The blue waffle of texas. You can come here for your shooting up parties, an STD, and an ounce of MSN, cut with a lottle bit of dope.
Incest infested.
Staff infested.
Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.
Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.
If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.
Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.
Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.
And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.
Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off
Wow, Chandler Texas, is full of cross dressers.
My mama gave me my first bump in Chandler texas.
a.k.a. Dirty Sprite
A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.
Future in "Ball Like This":
"Private Parties, you on the guest list
I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"