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A sugar free Arnold Palmer Malt Beverage made by Salt-Tea Beverage Company
"Wow! That guy is drinking a Salt Tea. He is so dreamy"
A Hot drink made from alternate ingredients like peppermint or other herbs. Includes fruit flavoured Tea
Tim. Hey Bob Do you want some Tea?
Bob. Regular or Faggy?
Tim. Either
Bob. Faggy Tea Please something fruity.
An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires
A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.
B: But vampires are handsome.
A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!
An act by which the male, after having sex with a female steal's her panties without her knowledge and makes a cup of tea by soaking them in boiling water and then drinking the "tea"
"Hey Craig, this ice tea you brought in tastes like my wife"
Craig replies with" that's cause I made beaver tea out of your bitch wife's nickers.
A mixture of 2 parts lemonade, 2 parts Lime cordial and 1 part sailor jerry spiced rum (or Koloa spiced rum) served over muggled fresh lime and lashings of ice.
It’s 38 degrees already and I can smell the chafe after doing the lawn. I could fucken murder a Largs Iced Tea!
An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.