brown lips

when eating out someone's asshole, the one getting his/her ass eaten out has diarrhea into the ass eater's mouth, staining his/her lips a shitty brown color

Pete: Phil, why do your lips look like u just ate a turd?
Phil: That bitch last night gave me brown lips!

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mrs brown

Another name for the drug Heroin

Lyric used in the libertines' 'music when the lights go out'

Hurry up Mrs Brown
(Wanting the effects of heroin to kick in)

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brown bubbles

Excremint... aka. Poop

Mommy, I gotta go blow brown bubbles!

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brown hyman

A non-existant body part that is broken when a person first has anal sex.

"my brown hyman was popped last night"

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jared brown

Someone with paint on their face, and likes touching men.

Jared Brown, that's the kid with paint on his face.

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brown acrobat

Basically when a person does a handstand and then proceeds to do a shit everywhere so it covers part of their body. This occasionally pops up in grot mags but is quite rare. If one finds some then it is their job to show all there mates as soon as possible. Warning, dont show ur parents, this has been known to lead to some strange looks and even worse ideas, u dont want ur parents doing the brown acrobat in the next room do u?

Bob: Wow, did u see that porn last night dude,

Andy: Yeh dude that chick pulled off a brown acrobat, twas a great wank to start off the new year

Bob: Yeh it really was

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Brown Water

Slang term for Crown Royal Canadian Whisky

Some brown water, man. Want one?

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