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A Youtuber who screams with his mic in his mouth and always saying XD all the time
HEY GUY MICHAEL P HERE TODAY WE ARE GOING TO PLAY SONIC
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Michael Jennings are the worst people you will ever meet they are rude and will make u feel like ur all that just to get in ur pants they are horny pieces of shit and if u find one u need to drop them asap cuz they text hella girls and think they are the shit when in reality they have a small dick and some funky hair
Michael Jennings has a small dick
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hey michael, if you’re reading this then i love you so much. sorry you had to miss fort games today. it was fun as hell! well not all of it but it was really neat. i hope you remember what april 22 is. anyways even if you don’t remember and even though we’re not officially together ( ig ) i’m celebrating it. i wanna give you my insta account password so email me, if you’re reading this and it’s a weekend or it’s still spring break. you’re kind and sweet and i don’t want the school year to end so i can be with you everyday. if we’re not in the same classes next year i want you to know i’ll still remember you! there are so many reasons to love you and i just want you to know that. even if i seem distant or upset i still care a lot for you that won’t go away. -you know who
you: *sits down in a chair*
me: omg i love you so much, Michael mcdermott you make my day and brighten up my mood! uwuwuwuwuwuwuwwu
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Gay ass fucking hoe on Plum Grove Subreddit
Ew it's michael zhou
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Anything that is intended to be good but is defined as "bad".
"...she Michael Jackson bad, I'm attracted to her, and her attractive ass."
-Lil Wayne
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For the young generation of teenagers developing a stubble that really looks like bum fluff. Normally either gets the joke straight away or has to seek further research in the definition.
For Example.
Parent/Older Person: Ah I see your going for the George Michael Stubble look...
Younger Person: Huh?! yea i guess...
Parent/Older person: Your George Michael stubble seems to be suiting you!
Younger Person: *&^£ off (i better shave...)
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Only the hottest man alive!!
OMG!! jesse mccartney is sooo not chad!!
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