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I'm all alone and really horny. Ik I will have happy time! :)
OHHH YEAAA!!!
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Having spare time to think up or cause crap for others
Those college academics teach six hours a week - they have time to burn
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someone who burgles or wast your time.coined from J Horton stoping buy to talk for long periods of time.also applies to space burglar.
That time burgular Jeff just wasted 3 hours of my time talking about rabbits.
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Someone that drank to the point of blacking out and looses all track of time by time traveling to a near and confusing future. Also known as the Tom Traveler.
The time traveler was drinking at the bar and ended up at a strange apartment where I was naked on the floor, with the water running.
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To get knocked out by one punch; to be champed
The fighter got one-timed and the fight was over"
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When your practicing how to seductively greet someone with an animal nickname to make someone else uncomfortable, and your parents think you are a cam-boy who's watching porn and feel too intimidated to say anything.
Friend: Why didn't your parents talk at all when we were at your house?
You: Oh, I got too into Sexy Time, and the prophecy unfolded.
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