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masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."
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Best game to play if you want to own Nazi zombies, and make em pay for what they did to the Jews(or just to have some crazy mind blowing fun)
Man: Hey let's play Resident Evil so we can kill some zombies.
Man 2: No Man! Lets play Call of Duty World at War so we can kill NAZI zombies...Much more enjoyable.
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An epic bloody battle where there are no rules. This is where you BRING IT with your crew. One on one is a fight this is WAR. This is the world of trash talkers. So, if you don't got game you don't belong here. Everyone is welcome excepts noobs who don't have what it takes.
What to bring for this battle:
-facebook account
-webcam
-your game
-your crew
SO BRING IT!!
~PakinRhymes
-1 new notification
-______ has recorded a new video on your wall
-O no he/she didn't!!
-SNAP SNAP SNAP (Z formation)
-whip out your webcam and start SPITTIN' FIRE
This is a Facebook Video War
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3.5 out of 5 video game made for many different consoles and the fifth in the Call of Duty series. Itt's like Cod 4 but World War ||. Has great graphics, cool online play, and freaking awesome Nazi Zombies. Sometimes you respawn in front of people on the other team and that just sucks. Tanks are incredibly cheap along with game lag, especially on when playing on " hardcore" online play where health is reduced and the heads-up-display is limited. Overall popular because of it's very successfull predessor, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
Guy #1: Hey man I just got Call of Duty: World at War. I think it's a good game and Nazi Zombies is a unique mini game.
Guy #2: uh, okay... sweet
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An unrealistic MP-40 combat simulator.
God:Let's play "Call of Duty: World at War ."
God: Fuck, I just shot him 4 times with a bolt-action!
Timmy: Doesn't matter he has an MP-40; he does whatever the fuck he wants
God: Fuck this game!
Anybody that's not a fucktard: Have you ever noticed the MP-40 shoots a 9mm round yet, is the most powerful gun on this game?
Timmy:Doesn't matter he has an MP-40; he does whatever the fuck he wants
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The last three Star Wars episodes in one game. Allows you to make janky Lego characters such as Yoda's head and Lando body. Reminds your dad how cool the old Star Wars episodes were.
Person 1: Hey man I bought Lego Star Wars 2 yesterday. I made Leia on a man's body.
Person 2: Leia already looks like a man.
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E War Woo Woo is the pet name of Manchester United's chief executive Edward Woodward. This gentleman is best known for his incompetence in negotiating transfers, and an expert in telling everyone he will buy world class players , not taking into account that those players do not want to sign for the club, and having no plan to actually sign those players. He is also excellent at pretending he is on important business on the phone while Manchester United are losing a match because they haven't made any decent signings.
"Hello, is this Cesc? This is E War Woo Woo, chief exec of Man Utd. I'm in a bit of a panic and need you to sign for us urgently. I've made a few promises I cannot keep. Are you up for it?"
"Hmm I'm not sure, I'm very happy at Barcelona, and want to sign for Chelsea next season. What can you offer me?"
"Well, we have a great canteen that has slush puppies in three different colours, and buns with Smarties on top. They're really lovely!"
"Forget it mate"
"OK Ok, we'll throw in a free track suit with your initials on it"
"I'm afraid not, I'm off to Chelsea"
"Ok then, can you do me one favour? Will you stay on the phone for a while because we are about to concede the double to Everton for the first time in 44 years and the camera is on me?..."