When you lose your piss cup and your dad finds it a month later and it's dry and mistakes it for dab and smokes it
Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's.
When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, then put it in her mom's pussy.
I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy.
The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
A degrading or endearing term for lumberjacks and foresters, usually directed towards students who know way too much about dendrology
"Hey, look at all the tree-tards walking to lumberjack class"
Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.
During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.
A musical instrument also called wind chimes that bands utilize. Makes an incredible amount of noise if you touch it accidentally or run by. Played by running a finger through it.
The percussionist ran his finger through the mark tree at the beginning of the piece.