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Family Tree's

When you lose your piss cup and your dad finds it a month later and it's dry and mistakes it for dab and smokes it

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's.

by StankDivkBB July 12, 2022


family tree

When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, then put it in her mom's pussy.

I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy.

by sextermdictionary March 18, 2021


Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021


Tree-tard

A degrading or endearing term for lumberjacks and foresters, usually directed towards students who know way too much about dendrology

"Hey, look at all the tree-tards walking to lumberjack class"

by TimberJack26 September 11, 2023


Vancouver Pine Tree

Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.

During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022


tree wraps

Another term for cigars & cigarillos used for rolling blunts.

"Ya'll got tree wraps?"

by Brain54 October 2, 2015


mark tree

A musical instrument also called wind chimes that bands utilize. Makes an incredible amount of noise if you touch it accidentally or run by. Played by running a finger through it.

The percussionist ran his finger through the mark tree at the beginning of the piece.

by BandNazi May 9, 2007