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Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths
Oh, you ought to be kidding me.
Friend: I want you to write the definition of this word in Urban Dictionary.
Me: O U otter B kidding me!
A sexual position where both parties lie on their sides, apart from each other but facing each other with their legs extended
Last night my girlfriend and I did the naughty U.
"What's your favorite position?" "I'm feeling Naughty U"
often times, amazing...other times...leaves you wondering what the f... they are thinking. Mostly, annoying for not being able to go away gracefully. I.e Brett Favre-like
Man, that quarterback is favre-u-lous. Some days you can't stand him, others you can't wait to see what he does next.
What u say to counts who don't know how to drive
Driver: "Oi fuck u cunt learn how to fuckin drive"
to go away(comanly in furious persons
fuck u i dont want to see u anymore