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When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.
Joshephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.
Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe
Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night
Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!
a hand- job performed by a woman with a vast history of men (skank)
Dude 1 : yo did heather let you get any last night?
Dude 2 : Hell nah man, but she gave me a quick Skank-Wank before i left.
Someone who is an absolute wanker and a thot. They think they're the best at everything and don't care what any other people think.
Look over there at Archie! He's such a piss-wank
A fuking cuck head. A person who thinks they're the best at everything, little do they know everyone hates him.
Oi mate, look over there at Archie, that piss-wank