That’s what she said

The best joke ever created, popularized by the NBC show “The Office”. Famously said a lot by the character Michael Scott.

Dwight: I can’t believe you came.
Michael: That’s what she said.

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what's that when it's at home?

request to simplify the language, avoid fancy titles etc. uses the idea that at home, people don't bother trying to sound impressive. calling a spade a spade.

"i'm an italian cuisine delivery expert"
"what's that when it's at home?"
"pizza boy"

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It eez what it eez

A different pronunciation of the phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually implies helplessness except with more enthusiasm.

K: Damn, the meat is overcooked
N: It eez what it eez!

Everyone present: It eez what it eez!

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mondo butter, what a tragedy what a bummer

monokuma's butter, taka's boyfriend is now butter

Mondo butter, what a tragedy, what a bummer! smells great! wonder, what my pancakes will taste like now? So! Sad! You know, you should blame it all on that Junko! But grab a spoonful, and lets get ready for some chow!!

Mondo butter, what a tragedy what a bummer: Meaning the song that Monokuma had made for Mondo's execution (getting turned into butter)

What the fuck is this shit

When something is so indescribably stupid, failed, or disgusting, someone responds to it like this.
Usually on forums and teh internetz

bob: *posts gay Nintendo hentai*

john: what the fuck is this shit..?

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What’s in YOUR pants?

A popular response to the insanely obnoxious question used in the Capital One ad when they ask, “What’s in YOUR wallet?”

More importantly: What’s in YOUR pants?

Phuuuuu, Yer What

A term most commonly used by mouth breathers in the Bishop Auckland area of the United Kingdom. "Phuuuuuu, Yer What" is generally used during conversation as a reply to statement by another person in which "Phuuuuu, Yer What" essentially means "I agree"

Mouthbreather 1 -"These nappies for the bairns are a bit pricey like"

Mouthbreather 2 - "Phuuuuu, Yer What!"