cheese merchant

Someone who does not wash their bellend as often as they should,

He had a cracking cock but when i went down it turn out he was a cheese merchant

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Ab Cheese

When some plonker, namely Sam Amis, intends to write 'Ah Cheers' yet is so inept in his typing ability he devises a new fungal type infection

Here's that thing you wanted..
Ab Cheese
Wha? Oh not again
Sorry, ah cheers

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Dom cheese

When someone named Dominic eats too much cheese and the crumps fall down into his foreskin. Making it scrumptious and yummy to eat.

Mmm this is some yummy dom cheese
I would like to order some dom cheese

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Chopped cheese

Uptown New York Samdwich. Cheeseburger with the burger chopped

Ay yo lemme get a chopped cheese

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Tai Cheese

A negative term describing the form of Tai Chi taught in a popularized format. It implies that is it nontraditional, often mass-producing students with very little depth of knowledge by instructors who either are not knowledgeable or water down the curriculum to where most traditionalists would consider it unauthentic or even useless.

That school isn't even a real school -- it teaches Tai Cheese!

The Tai Cheese practitioners out there are making a lot of money these days.

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Dookie Cheese

When something you don’t like is happening.

“Bruh that was complete dookie cheese”

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fat cheese

Dead/moulted skin cells combined with sweat collected amongst the folds of skin on a fat person. Eventually forms a thick "cheesy" substance.
Phrase is derived from "dick cheese" (smegma).

"I don't mind fat, but I'm not a fan of fat cheese."

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