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When you want to call someone a dildo and the word dildo isn't a strong enough word
A day that takes place on every third Friday of every month. This day is a day where friends go on and fuck/have sex
Person 1: it’s friends fuck Friday tmrw. Who are u fucking?
Person 2: idk maybe Rachel
when someone dies what did u think.
Person 1: Bro your so bad at basketball
Person 2: no u r
Person1: *fucking dead*
People with wide load vaginas. Who make constipated faces while having sex 😂
That girl was such a constipated fuck. Never again will I make love to her
When you stay the night with a member of the opposite sex, or the same sex if you swing that way, and you don't intend to have sex with them. But in the morning, you decide that you're going to have sex with them.
I went to her house last night, and wanted to get down but we decided not to. But I ended up staying the night, and then we had a breakfast fuck.
The girl a dude go back to anytime just to fuck. Most of the time the female is attached and is being led on
Alonzo- bro I ain’t got no play in months
Josh- bro just fuck Alyssa isn’t she yo fuck dummy?