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#savethemugs
Why does urban dictionary like mugs?
Guy 1: GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING
Someone who wants to have a really good time 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
“I just want to go to an alligator fuck house.”
“That’s where I live!
When 2 or more people have sex in at least ankle deep water.
My mom said it was game night, but I came back early and walked into a real alligator fuck house.
People who hide behind a screen but bottle it when confronted
Fucking Screen bitch - “ spawn kills even though you’ve not gone near them”
The mandem - “oi you fucking pussy your so wet. Come on say something you won’t. Your shit on your own”
Screen bitch - “..................”
to be so horny that you could fuck a noodle
joe was so horny that he thought to ooble fuck. he cooked a noodle and had sex with it.
a person that fucks multiple people only once and then leaves to the next dick
your nothing but a one fuck slut
When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.
Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."