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When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.
Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”
Agreeing or volunteering to do something that might ruin one’s reputation because it’s worth it nevertheless.
Friend: I read some people dip their Oreos in ranch.
Me: I’d fuck that goat.
While fucking, withdrawing the cock completely out of the pussy, then thrusting it back in at full force and the pelvises (pelvi?) collide.
While Jay was fucking Sophie, he pulled his cock out and rammed it back in with a Burst of Fuck.
Clapping only with middle fingers to show your love and respect.
Dude, that was so gross. You deserve fuck claps!
While most Marines are genuine, this type goes on a PCS while his wife is pregnant and critically ill and in the ICU. He doesn't tell his subordinates about her condition bc that would lose his position to be a Marine Fuck.
He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."
Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.
Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
I was married to a Marine Fuck for 12 years before I found out.
When someone says something blatnetly obvious.
“I know you’ve quit and don’t really care but..”
-Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.