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When two people both call shotgun for the front seat. The result being the two people fucking each other. The first one to cum doesn't get the seat.
Matt: I had such a good shotgun fuck last night with Megan!
Dylan: What the hell is a shotgun fuck dude?
Matt: A fight over the front seat which leads to sex whoever cums first loses.
Dylan: Now I understand
when someone is that drunk they almost die!
dude1: y is he on the floor sick talking about christmas day?
dude2: lad hes padden fucked, tit
Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.
"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"
Getting fucked in the ass with gravy instead of lube.
Gator, get the gravy! He’s gettin J Fucked!
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Fuck Anubis girl called Millie on October 24th because why not
Guy 1:It’s fuck Millie day
Guy 2:I’m gonna fuck Millie hard today
to tell someone when stop isn't enough
Person one: "stop"
Person two: doesn't stop
Person one: "FUCKING STOP!"
The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.
I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.