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safety fuck

Someone you agree to have sex with if you haven’t before the age of 16.

‘Dude, I won’t be a virgin on my 16th. I’ve got a safety fuck.’

by Rayhan_103 September 5, 2017


Safety Fuck

Noun: Safety Fucker - A person who fuck‘s their Friend‘s significant other to prove the significant other‘s disloyalty and keep the friend safe from a bad relationship.

Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship

ex. 1 (Noun) - My friend is a top-tier Safety Fucker! He’s saved me from 8 bad relationships!

ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.

by Cugsly October 22, 2021


shotgun fuck

When two people both call shotgun for the front seat. The result being the two people fucking each other. The first one to cum doesn't get the seat.

Matt: I had such a good shotgun fuck last night with Megan!
Dylan: What the hell is a shotgun fuck dude?
Matt: A fight over the front seat which leads to sex whoever cums first loses.
Dylan: Now I understand

by Thewhitestboyyouknow August 11, 2023


padden fucked

when someone is that drunk they almost die!

dude1: y is he on the floor sick talking about christmas day?
dude2: lad hes padden fucked, tit

by analbead1 February 2, 2010


Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.

"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"

by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023


J Fucked

Getting fucked in the ass with gravy instead of lube.

Gator, get the gravy! He’s gettin J Fucked!

by Thankyou720 December 30, 2021

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fuck millie day

Fuck Anubis girl called Millie on October 24th because why not

Guy 1:It’s fuck Millie day
Guy 2:I’m gonna fuck Millie hard today

by arthurtstockford October 7, 2020