when someone is that drunk they almost die!
dude1: y is he on the floor sick talking about christmas day?
dude2: lad hes padden fucked, tit
Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.
"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"
Getting fucked in the ass with gravy instead of lube.
Gator, get the gravy! He’s gettin J Fucked!
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Fuck Anubis girl called Millie on October 24th because why not
Guy 1:It’s fuck Millie day
Guy 2:I’m gonna fuck Millie hard today
to tell someone when stop isn't enough
Person one: "stop"
Person two: doesn't stop
Person one: "FUCKING STOP!"
The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.
I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.
Used to describe very cool, young and hot woman by the name Teodora Brkic
"Omg who is she?
It's Teodora Fucking Brkic dude!"