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Someone who is quite literally fucked and then dropped by the person.
That bitch samantha is a fuck drop.
A horse fuck is when somebody with a humongous dick, aggressively fucks someone while they are on all fours. The person must be wearing a horse mask and has to release their seed in the mask. Once the mask is full of yucky frosting, the partner will drink it out of the mask.
Last night Jamie horse fucked me, it’s been weeks and I still can’t even walk straight.
The incident of 538,000 Adults (now present-day Guam.) all fell on the floor and spoke Swahili. This resulted in Bibs being released from their Cages, which had disastrous effects on local trout populations. Thankfully Dr. Doug. Dougson was there to cage the bibs so this will never happen again.
Person: So Doug, can you inform us on the Bib Cage Incident of 723 Fuck?
Doug: tahadhari ujio wa pili wa mungu wetu bwana Bib Cage. Sisi rahisi Dougs hatuwezi kuizuia. Hatutaki ujio wa pili wa 723 kutomba
“Evan is the funniest person to ever fucking exist”
a friend, who is also your whore.
but I shant ever get back the upward boredom
which I lost
when the 'Fucking-veichle' didn't break down and cry
Someone who accepts a payment of one nickel for a sexual act.
“Hey why does he have only nickels in his pockets? It’s 2 am!”
“He’s a nickle fuck.”