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When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.
It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.
Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.
Dressing as Santa and having sexual intercourse on December 25th.
Hey man, I think my girlfriend wants to try Santa Fucking this year.
you've heard of dick down December, and no nut November, but now introducing fuck a lot February where for the whole month.. (with consent) its a full month to use as an excuse to get the d*ck or p*ssy!
Hey babe, I know we had s*x yesterday but you know it is fuck a lot February so its okay if we do it again, if you want!
Hey cutie, have you heard its fuck a lot February? wanna go round 2?
You've heard of no nut November and dick down December.. its basically the same thing for the month of February! please use with consent though :)
Hey babe, I know we already did it today but its fuck a lot February … wanna do it again today?
Hey cutie, I know you finished but its fuck a lot February.. round 3?
When you fuck a girl when shes pregnant in the kitchen
I just got out of the best oven fucking
You put 3 ice cubes in your woman's vagina and proceed to aggressively fuck her vagina
"Yo Last night I frosty fucked my girl"
Chucking a condom in the freezer before sex
I'm gonna surprise the girlfriend with a frosty fuck later