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When you are fingering a girl and you have 2 fingers in her pussy and one in her butthole.
Alex: Dude I had my fingers so deep in Sarah when we did 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.
Javi: That’s awesome dude, how far up her ass did you get.
Contains some Japanese lesbian scat. Anyways homie 3 is puking in the toliet right now and this is homie 2 explaining. So two japanese girl that were known to be porn stars named Akane Mochida and Mayura Hoshitsuki, so there is this shitty music so 2 girls begins to spit when they kiss and they threw up on each other, next the girl puked directly on the camera and played with their vomit like it was kinetic sand. Next the other girl pooped out a doodoo in the other girl mouth.
Homie 3: I NEED YEARS OF THERAPY TO RECOVER FROM 2 girls 1 finger AHHHH
Homie 2: Bro I am in debts and I cannot even pay therapy
Homie 4: And I am going to a mental hospital
Homie 1: Bring me there too.
From 1-10, anyone can quickly and easily describe the attractiveness of any man or woman (or other gender). Rated by their immediately noticeable attractiveness, 1 is lowest, and 10 is highest.
On the 1-10 Attractiveness Scale, I slept with a 10 last night! They were a nice pair of 5s.
1👍 1👎
Ahhhh, the most horrible middle school ever. 5-8 grades, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING putting puny little 5th graders with 8th graders!!!!! where girls go vsco EVERY FREKIN DAY. cliques are SUPER important, as they determine your role
me: Madison #1 middle school sucks
entire internet: ?
Some lazy argument used by stupid Overwatch forums to accuse Doomfist for being an OP hero, but in fact he is not.
- Doomfist is a bad hero, his bugs are really such a pain.
- What? He has a 4 second 1 shot ability!!!!! He is so OP!!!!!!!!!!!
(noun) - Commercial produced by the English Cadbury chocolate company for Easter 2021 advertising. This commercial initially demonstrates mildly sexual overtones and ends with an interracial gay couple WITHOUT MASKS splitting an egg while kissing. During this kiss the filling stretches out between them and lands on their chins like a money shot. The narrator of the commercial simtaneously says "We are DOWN with that..." during the kiss.
Critics later signed a petition to have this commercial removed from television due to its sexually explicit nature and the fact they believe it is targeted to kids in order to normalize perverse sexual behavior. Critics also were upset that this commercial was thought to brainwash children into not wearing masks.
You see the new Cadbury commercial? I think I am going to be sick....
Yes...they are calling it the Golden Goobilee" but I call it 2 guys 1 egg or 2 gays 1 egg....
when someone has abs that are slightly slanted or uneven, appearing as if half an ab is missing
never make fun of someone for having a 5&1/2 pack.
1. they will endlessly venture for their missing and elusive half-ab, ultimately leading to their demise
2. They still have 5&1/2 more abs than you