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The infinity ward's cocky attempt at making a good shooter, featuring unbalanced guns, shitloads of hackers and a bunch of little 10 year old douchebags who will harass you for hardscoping and/or not using a sniper rifle
YOU: Wanna play MW2 with me?
ME: What? Modded Warfail 2? fuck that shit im going back to world at war
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1. The sign that our Lord and Savior is coming, and he favors gamers.
2. The absolute BEST... GAME... EVER...
People who hate this game are: 1. Satan 2. Lieberman 3. Satan Wanna-Be's
Half-Life 2 was the most amazing thing I have ever played. It excels at everything. Nothing can stand against it.
On an unrelated note, I need a fresh pair of undies...
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A tighter remake to the already tight "Kick, Push" that gives an even more introspective veiw to the true meaning of both songs
Kick Push 2 opens up with "Well the cops didn't fine him for grindin' tho/they kinda blew the vibe figured it was time 2 go/plus he had to be at home a long time ago/and he had made like ten dollars off the sign he wrote/
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The sequel to the best-selling Half-Life, which was released for the PC and Playstation 2. A game developed by the company VALVe, it was due out in September of '03, until the script code was stolen. The FBI has joined in the hunt to find the stolen source code. VALVe is hoping to have this game out before Holidays of 2004, but it may be early 2005 before we see the light of it.
Half-Life was a great game, and Half-Life 2 will be even better, with increased graphics, new enemies, and new weapons.
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The acoustic version of Vermilion which is not too hardcore and which Corey displays his soft side. The lyrics are touching and is the second acoustic sound on the album.
"She seemed dressed in all of me, stretched across my shame.
All the torment and the pain
Leaked through and covered me
I'd do anything to have her to myself
Just to have her for myself
Now I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sad."
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A great game that is vaguely similiar to Grand Theft Auto IV, but different in many ways. The main differences are that Saints Row 2 is about gangs and not one person. You can customise your character, unlike in GTA4. The game is more cartoony than its "cousin", but has a longer replay value than it. You can do many side missions that allow you to join fight clubs or race or spray sewage on people or BE the cop and MUCH more. It has been given a bad rap, mainly because the people from Rockstar (the creators of GTA4, SR2's rival) have bribed all major game reviewing companies to say that this game isnt as good as Grand Theft Auto.
Guy 1: Hey wanna come over and play GTA?
Guy 2: Nah, that gets really old after you get done with the story and tthe side missions suck. I think ill stick with Saints Row 2, because its way better.
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Written by tommyinnit:
Page 1
How to Sex
Babies be like: Yo I came out of the verjina
Hey this is How to Sex 2. Tommyinnit's novel how to Sex 1 is unavailable.
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Chapter 1 How to sex
So you like Sex? Yeah, Me neither. But let's read this book so we can stop the sinners.
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH TERRORISTS
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Chapter 1 the tutorial
So you need to know how to get a fuckin kid. You like kids? That is very bad if so.
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Chapter 1 the tutorial
At first you need a friend. If you have one, well done. The friend will, when all shriveled , SWITCH UP ON YO. That's when you're in cho prime. That's when yo make yo move.
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Chapter 2 Speaking to Girls and Women
girls and women are beautiful
If you want to speak to one, offer to buy them a handbag. Then they will have sex with you
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Chapter 3 Having Sex
DO NOT GO "MMMMMM". IT PUTS THEM OFF.
sex is really scientific and when youve having sex makes notes
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make notes on the following:
- what smells you see
- how hungry you are
- how angry you are
- what you do when your're angry
DO NOT HIT GIRLS!
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girls are not ugly
girls can get hungry though. this is their one downfall.
Society: Women are bad. Society is WRONG. Women should be paiyed
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chapter 9
Chapter 9 is all about Boobs
BOOBS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
Men love the boob. Women love when they charge they phone they boob get bigger
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Sex with BadBoyHalo
DO NOT DO IT
chat: please read how to sex 2
streamer: no chat it is too offensive
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