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massive cock, tightest asshole known to man, and attracts all men and women. also very good in bed
bro i want to fuck jake so badly
Jake is an ugly fat girl with huge tits. She is a psychotic murderer and will probably eat your arms for a snack. That bitch likes to eat the cheese off people’s toes. She thinks she is funny but is actually a massive arsehole whose life is funnier than her jokes.
Person 1: Oh look! It’s Jake!!!
Person 2: *screams* run before she eats your arms!!!!
Jake: C’mon I only want an ear!!!
a fully sick cunt with a massive horse cock who also is super attractive and pulls bitches like a magnet on crack.
i tried to suck Jakes dick but it didn't fit in my mouth
One of the many nicknames gangsters have for cops.
Rapper Nardo Wick uses this term in his popular hit “Who Want Smoke”.
“Nine, ten, eleven, we ain't gon' say that number, we don't fuck with jakes“
Audrey and Jake need to on a date (rhymes are fun)
Cool, Kind, and animal whisperer. Also it is a friendly person.
Jake helped me take out the dogs for a walk.
Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
"Want to invite Jake Over?" "No way José, I'm allergic to bees."