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Sen. John F. Kerry, American presidential candidate in 2004. Contrasted with his running-mate Sen. John Edwards Little John. (Kerry is taller than Edwards, and was running for the more important position.)
Did you get to see Big John and Theresa at the rally?
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You are just a very cool person who is above the croud
"Megan thinks she is the big nipple"
but shes NOT
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The theory in which in a quadrillion years, the universe will over-expand and cause everything to freeze, that is assuming somewhere in the universe there isn't some kind of anomoly that creates matter at the same rate as the universe is expanding.
Holy shit, we'll all die in a quadrillion years! The big freeze will get us!
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An abusive, cruel, inhumane equine activity where Tennessee Walking horses are forced to perform an unnatural gait. This gait is a walk with extremely exaggerated steps. The horse picks its hooves up very high each time it steps. This is achieved by applying up to five different chemicals to the fetlock area and distressing the skin, causing permanent damage. The trainer then ties cement shoes to the horse's hooves, weighing them down so that whenever the animal takes a step, it throws up its leg in pain. Bandages are applied over the chemicals to make sure they seep into the horse's skin. Huge chains are wrapped around the fetlocks. The poor horse goes through excruciating pain to entertain the masses. The damage done to their hooves makes it near impossible to stand up after lying down, which frustrates the unforgiving trainer, causing them to whip and beat the innocent, beautiful creature until it stands. Sometimes, the hooves affected by the weights and chemicals fall off of the leg. The Big Lick is a horrid, harsh thing that is illegal, yet still goes on.
Person 1: Are you planning to go see The Big Lick?
Person 2: Are you insane?! Of course not! That is a horrible equine activity. Not to mention, it's illegal!
Person 1: Oh goodness, I never realized what a devastatingly terrible thing The Big Lick is! I'll never go to it ever again!
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The term for someone with a big nose
Max:"Hey what's up guys"
Ben:"Shut up big nose"
Max:(Dies)
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When a relatively small task is made to appear much bigger to better ones appearance.
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A person that uses a big stack of money to attract girls, such as a wad of bills or reckless shouting of drinks.
Neel rolled to the club last night with a 10k big stack and shouted every hott girl in the club four Tequilla's.
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