front bum destroyer

Someone who has "front bummed" and built a reputation from violent intercourse.

You can refer to yourself as a "front bum destroyer".

I'll destroy that.

I'll then call myself the 'Front Bum Destroyer'.

Fiery bum gravy

It is the result of eating a red hot curry and the effect on your natural bodily functions. It is easily identified by the orangey colouration and the burning pain caused when you visit the toilet.

"hey man i just went to the toilet after jacks mum after she had that vindaloo, and there was fiery bum gravy splattered all over the walls. Man she really needs to clean up after herself that was vile."

Awkward Bum Warmth

(noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.

I just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced Chris' awkward bum warmth.

Sticky Toffee Bumming

Anal Creampie

John: "Hey Fred, how did the date go last night?"

Fred: "It went Great! It finished with a sticky toffee bumming!"

bubble-gum-by-the-bum

A woman's labia. Self-explanatory.

All I wanna do,
Is chew, chew, chew,
On her bubble-gum-by-the-bum

Towby Bum Wank

This is when you sit on the tow ball of a car while masturbating.

The lovely gentleman at the Toyota dealership let me have a Towby bum wank before purchasing my car.

reverse bum rape

to do a big poo that hurts your ass

oh my god i've just been reverse bum raped so bad - i gotta drink more water

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