Random
Source Code
Random
When you know you shouldn't, but you eat it anyway, and you feel like you're going to die afterwards.
Dude, don't do it. You'll be praying to God during the burger hangover.
The McGab Burger is the most coveted, delicious burger that could ever be conceived. It stands at mystical proportions as to what it could actually entail. Unlike most traditional burgers, the McGab Burger has a secret "Gab" sauce. Gab sauce is as mysterious as McGab himself, the maker of the McGab Burger.
A McGab Burger is unattainable and can never be attained or replicated. It is something you feel you tasted that will never be attained again.
Holy fuck, Where's my God-damned McGab Burger?
A person who lives, sleeps and breathes burgers...but understands consumption of beef is bad for our planet, so they take one month off a year from eating juicy hamburgers following #NationalHamburgerDay becase global warming.
"Are you a meat eater?" -Adam
"I sure am! But I'm a practicing BURGER-tarian...I take one month off the beef each year because cow farts = carbon emissions = global warming."
when your boyfriends asleep you chop it off, fry it in olive oil, add spices and paprika and tomatoes and make a burger
one of the most worthy foods out there due to its uniqueness
I was bleeding so i poured some over my once in a lifetime chorizo burger. Ketchup substitute. Delicious.
What vegans and closet homosexuals call anything made with beef, pork, mutton, or venison.
Jeaf: Oi, where’s Lance
Nim: Oi, he’s on the rug, nibbling on carrot and celery sticks with soy hummus dip.
Jeaf: Oi, Lance, do you want to watch me eat this raw veal, with a hotdog bun.
Lance: *sweats profusely* Oi, eat your slut burger, freak. But save me some hamburger bun for my Turkey.
Nim: Oi, Bloody Mary, Lance! Have a stake and stop vexing.
Jeaf: Oi. Let him go. He is at peace.