Barrel of monkeys

To have a lot of fun.
To enjoy oneself, in a crowd or alone.

"Dude, that sounds like a barrel of monkeys!"
"I'm havin' a barrel of monkeys!"

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flying monkeys

A frightening race of creature derived from the sick mind of the writer of Wizard of Oz, who clearly ran out of ideas at the end of the book/play/movie. Crack/Weed/Mushrooms (circle one) had to have been smoked during the brainstorm of these forsaken creatures. One of the scariest things ever, right up there with Umpa-Lumpas. The source of nightmares.

I hate the Wizard of Oz for many reasons. The Flying Monkeys is at the top of the list.

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crack monkey

1.a monkey who is addicted to crack
or
2.to express ones hate for another person

1. hey kids, this monkey is addicted to crack
2. man your a crack monkey

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Monkey Fucker

An idiotic person, or somebody you do not like.

"Look at that stupid monkey fucker.God I hate him."

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Mall Monkeys

people who spend excessive amounts of time in the mall, often not buying anything, but making general nuisances of themselves.

Like, that guy over there is SUCH a mall monkey!

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goat monkey

The offspring of a musclebound mountain goat who had the misfortune of being raped by a monkey.

i.e. shoot that fucking monkey its molesting my goats.

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Monkey Dick

A penis that is long but skinny or thin. A monkey dick is generally considered to be undesirable and can be used as an insult.

1. John has a monkey dick, ewwwwww man!

2. Dont be such a monkey dick.

3. Wow, you're such a fag I bet you have a monkey dick.

4. What did it look like. Well, he had a monkey dick.

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