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Cunt-Wife

Long term punk rock girlfriend

Liz in my long term punk rock girlfriend,shes my "Cunt-Wife!"

by Jimmy Callback November 14, 2019


fibre cunt

A human of very low standing who when presented with any obstacle will simply roll over and throw a tantrum.
Such persons are usually to be found stacking trolleys in supermarket car parks or trying to unravel cable resembling a pterodactyls nest.

The lowest of the low

Look at the state of that over there John!!! That's a terrible state to let yourself get in to.

No, no Dave. That's a Fibre Cunt. Stay well clear of it

by assmasta March 31, 2017


Curb Cunt

A disposable bitch. Trash that is not worthy to be in your hand while you search for proper disposal so you throw it to the curb. Less worth than a magnificent cunt or regular cunt, curb cunt is at the bottom

Jordan and Dennis wouldn't shut the fuck up those curb cunts.

by Jimmsters July 12, 2017


cult of cunts

a cult of cunts. you know that popular group of people at school or at the office, especially those in snobbish schools, that when one of em doesnt like you, they all dont like you on general principle. they normally form social gatherings, tell you about them but dont invite you just to make you jealous.

Eddy: Hey, Jimmey, did you hear about tonights party, it gonna be epic!!
Jimmey: Hey, sounds cool, can I come?
Eddy: Soz Bro, to many people as is.
Bobby: Hey, Jimmey, what was Eddy talking about?
Jimmey: Oh, nothing, he was just making it clear that he is part of a cult of cunts.

by pseudonym man......away!!! July 2, 2014


Crumpet cunt

Sticking a buttery biscuit in ur cunt and leaving it there till it goes mushy

Oh wait r u crumpet cunting to Nick crompton

by Holocaust 2 August 23, 2017


Nasty cunt

When your ex wife/baby mama doesn’t answer the phone on you

That nasty cunt didn’t answer the phone on me when I called her to see my kid

by Porscheviagra November 17, 2018


polish cunt

A love filled fwendship between a polish kid and fadnams

what a polish cunt

by fadnams November 22, 2019