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When an older wealthy male invites a hot younger female to a party on a private island. When the female arrives, she finds out there is, in fact, no party and the only ones on the island are the older male and herself. The older male then proceeds to sexually molest her for the entire weekend (at the very least).
"Did you hear what happened to Debra last weekend?"
"No, what the fuck happened to that crazy bitch?"
"Some old, rich, motherfucker totally David Copperfielded her for a weekend, and on top of that, it was Memorial Day weekend."
"So. three days!?!?"
"Yes, it was a LONG weekend."
Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.
Hey Ms Lawyer… I can say I lied. Imma write a f David and say that.
A piece of shit teacher whos annoying and who can't even say a normal sentence
-who is your least favorite teacher
-David delgado
David or Daaaybid
Usually a tanned dark and handsome bloke , who's got a trademark smile.
If you haven't fucked him yet , your obviously a yucky sorta gal , because David self admittedly will cop anything. His ability to make you laugh either at him or with him is always guaranteed when your in close range of him.
Although he reckons he's an old school skeg , proof of his gap tells another story. But let me tell ya straight , what he lacks in footwork & skateboarding skills , he makes up for with too notch hand & mouth capabilities on an oussy. Cunt'll have ya suffocating yourself under ya pillow.
He comes from a long line of lynches , his buduu is brown and equipped with plenty of inches.
Builder by trade , with a tool belt tan. Whipper snipping isn't one of his strong points he leaves you with a half job rob.
If you ever meet a David that walks with one hand or both in his pockets with a bit of a hip swing , make sure you stop and shake his hand & offer him a bum . Better yet , throw him your loose change & flash him your titts. He might even let you have a few of his Dickie nits.
To sum up in just a short phrase
What a David means to me
If you don't have a daaaybid as your mcjoshy mate , you may as well go home and cry.
Because my mate daybid makes my world a phenomenally better place to be in.
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The person with the smallest pp in the world like black vagina dog
Smallest pp David!!
What’s a David? A David is the kind of guy who you’ll love and love with all your heart. David’s may seem like the weirdest choice love wise but when you get to know them you’ll fall in love quickly. David’s can make you laugh in your worst times, David’s can make you smile at a funeral. Just a David’s face will send waves of love and happiness through your body. David’s are the best person you’ll meet once you get to know them deep down. David’s are the kind of guy you’ll dream about every night and the kind of guy you’ll fantasize about. When a David loves you, you'll feel so important and so happy and loved. David’s are very funny too. I love my David with all my heart and I hope everyone gets to know a David and be loved by a David the same as I. David’s are truly someone special and once you have one you’ll have them for as long as you treat them right.
“Do you know David?”
“Have you seen that guy David?”
“I love David.”