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Someone who drives towards you with their high beams on and doesn't turn them off as you get closer to them.
Dan: Wow look at this fuck head with his high beams on coming right at me.
Tone: Fucking Douche Nozzle.
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Adj: 1) A person who spouts forth douchebaggery like a hose sprays water. 2) A person who has nothing competent to add but useless drama or needless facts.
That girl is such a douche nozzle, all we hear is drama drama drama!
That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!
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1. taking the contents of a douche bag and concentrating it into a solid form of a ball, therefore, making it a complete douche ball.
2. one step above being a douche bag (a complete idiot who doesnt know anything they are talking about)
Wow, Alex B. over there is a complete douche ball.
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Yule Douche (yool' - doosh)
Anyone who prematurely decorates for Christmas on or before Thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.
Wife: "Jesus H. Christ!! Ugh!"
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "Look! The Yule Douches across the street have already setup their 50 Christmas lawn decorations and we haven't even carved the turkey yet! I hate them and there's no time left to shop and we havent even...."
Husband: "Ugh, now I have to listen to this for the next four weeks. Thanks, stupid Yule Douches!!"
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One who wibles a douche; someone who has pissed you off; taylor; my boyfriend xD
Man, Taylor is such a douch wibler!
You stupid douche wibler.
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Someone who is cute and cuddly,but still acts like a douche.
Brother:Dude my little sister is such a douche-kitten!
Friend;Yeah,but she's cute and cuddly.
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a person that just uses that name because they dunno what it means
hey jery your a douche bag hahaha
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