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Ethans have the biggest juiciest cocks and mad fat tiddies.
"Omg ethans cock is huge"
"IKR, and his fat tiddies always make me hard"
Ethan is a orange stupid fat fuck who regularly sits outside fast food restaurants scavenging for smoked roll ups (mainly McDonald’s). He is a well known scrounger amongst family & friends and frequently requests to ‘borrow’ money with absolutely no intention of ever paying them back. Ethan’s dream as a child was to reach ELITE 1 Division in FUT.. however due to unfortunate circumstances, ethan sustained an injury to his left index finger meaning he’s absolutely awful & will never achieve this dream.. Unfortunately, this led to a spiral of uncharacteristic behaviours & now Ethan is a hobo.
Ethan Fifa
Ethan is the type of person to only make little dog moves, he will never achieve big dog status
Ethan just ate cabbage with salsa
Ethan is a guy who is gay as he because he plays fortnite
Nobody likes you Ethan
Ethan is the hottest man ever, he has a huge penis and is so smart. He gets all the ladies, and the gentleman. All the genders will simp over this man. With one look in his eyes you will instantly be in love with him. You will dream some dreams about him and you will be obsessed over him.
Oh my god! Have you seen Ethan's eyes?
So dreamy