Ownership f**k

Given by a girlfriend to a new partner early on in a relationship to establish who's the boss, and who gets to be 'on top'. In male partners it can result in 'bruised dick'.

'How are things going with the girl you met at the gym last weekend?'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'

TADL-F

Military (USAF) Slang for Facebook. A parody of data links used to distribute information (i.e. TADL-J, TADL-A, etc.)

I'm glad you had fun in New Orleans, but I don't need your exploits at the strip club ending up on TADL-F.