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The vigorous amounts of chicken they eat gives them flying abilities
Why do black people jump high? It’s the chicken
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yes jewish people love the color clear, anyone who has mentioned liking blue or clear in the past is definitely a jew
ask him if jewish people like the color clear then we’ll know if he’s a jew or not
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An old saying starting back in the early 1600s meaning that only tuna squirts on pretty people.
Leslee:(while draining a can of tuna and it squirts on her) aw man! thats just my luck!!
Brendon: you know what they say? Tuna only squirts on pretty people
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Statistically 9 out of 10 people lie
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a day to appreciate all the short people and give them a hug
october 23
hey did you hear about national hug short people day? it's on october 23rd.
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National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
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in response to both national throw short people day, and national throw tall people day, this is a day where you can throw people 5'5" to 5'9", NO CONSENT NEEDED. (on Oct. 23)
Person 1: Guess what, my friend who is 5'6"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!