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Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an Orangutan
Support your local zoo!
Sing to the tune of row row your boat
Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an Orangutan
Support your local zoo!
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The general embodiment of far-fetched and unreasonable dreams or ambitions.
If you're hoping to get a monster truck from me for your birthday, then you might as well expect to receive it with a castle on spinning duck feet.
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Complete one's preparations, become efficient and well organised. This synonym for get one's act together probably alludes to lining up target ducks in a shooting gallery. Slang; 1970s
I'm trying to get my ducks in a row before I go to Munich.
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song
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an orangutang
at the Miami zoo
(sung to row row row your boat theme
Self explanatory
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The act of putting on a duck mask and giving someone a blow job while wearing the mask.
"Lisa totally gave me a duck bill blow job last night."
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when there's an animal (Most likely a duck) in your backyard and you get your feeble grandmother to try and catch it
well that's one Grandmother trying to catch a duck
A ruthless, deadly monster which hides in strange, pink bushes (known as the "Bushes of Love") to attack it's prey: humans. It's main attacking method is to hide in the Bushes, wait for targets, and ambush whoever walks by. The most famous case was when it attacked Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet Tatooine. It repeated it's attack 49 times and is currently still attacking Obi-Wan (Anakin is dead). It hates dogs. Kenobi then gave his story to a Youtube channel known as Bad Lip Reading (BLR), which changed his story into a cool music video. It has a kinship with Seagulls, which are also famous for harassing the Jedi Master Yoda (who coincidently also gave his story to BLR, who turned Yoda's one into another video.)
We all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing waiting in the Bushes for us.