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The crusty ring of blood you find around your nipples - the morning after having spent a night with industrial strength crocodile clips clamped around them.
That bird last night was a right sort ! Woke up this morning wearing Elodan's hat.
It’s when you wake up with your relatives dick on your head
“I went to see my cousins for a few nights, and they gave me a Mississippi hat.”
A sack hat is a baseball cap that has the following characteristics:
-Being old
-A hat that old people frequently wear
-Having a really old or outdated logo
-Being a blank hat of any color without anything else on it
-The front of the hat being softer than the rest of the hat
-Having mesh on the back half of the hat
-Instead of velcro or being a fitted hat, it has little buttons that you have to click in place on the back of the hat
-Having a tag that says "one size fits most"
-Jerry has a Dallas Cowboys hat from 1991. It has soft foam at the front and little buttons at the back. It was probably worn when watching Troy Aikman play in the Super Bowl. It is a sack hat.
-Darius has a St. Louis Cardinals hat with a 1920's logo on it, the back half being mesh with little buttons. It is also a sack hat.
The act of looking for photos of a dating app guy without a hat on to check if they're hatfishing.
"I hope you did a hat check before you agreed to meet him"
When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny
Yo, that girl last night had Santa hats
When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.
That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.