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When a person talks about a topic a little to much but denies liking the thing they are talking about, thus creating a paradox as it is unknown whether they actually mean what they say.
"Jake talks about liking that one girl a little too much but says he doesn't like her. I think its an "I'm Joking" Paradox"
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Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...
*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*
What the fuck?
What?
You're jabbing me with your elbow.
Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.
No. You did it on purpose.
You can't know that! You can't read my mind.
Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?
Well.... Um.....
Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.
You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?
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Please?
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hey riad get it through your helmet... Don't worry, i'm not a vegan
when a baby faced guy shorter than 5'8 tries to talk shit
SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"
A colloquial phrase pioneered by none other than Daniel Park, the record-smashing Fattest Man in Canada. These words are often used in situations when the speaker is anything/everything EXCEPT safe, but they refuse to publicly admit that they are about to get completely boned.
*leaves 86 out of 100 questions on a multiple choice exam unanswered*
"I'm sooooooo fine."
The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.
Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.