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The best hedgehog looking boi in the whole universe of club penguin. U may find him prowling the interwebs of snapchat looking for friends because although he is a god among men he is a lonely boi. Becareful when u approach said Jacob Jacob as he is a shy boi who also infact has 2 noncey mates named josh and connor that will come for u when u least expect it. Scream when u see the queen that is Jacob Jacob and stand or sit in awe when this porcupine arrives. Always remember the legend that is jacob jacob and rememeber to join out jacob jacob cult to further worship the god.
Oof jacob jacob got me wet
Someone who has really bad luck. Also the name of Yes Mam's first album.
Jacob's luck, when you get into a wreck and step out of the car and get hit by another car.
He just fucking is
Jacob masters is a Fag like fuck him
An incredibly funny person who is so funny and cool that he can make you laugh by just looking at you.
He is also incredibly good at making the sound of a machine gun.
He also speaks very fluent Spanish and he is very awesome and attractive.
Micheal: "Hey Jacob Low, what does a machine gun sound like?"
Jacob Low: " Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr..."
Micheal: "Very funny."
A total asshole who jerks off to gay Asian porn because it reminds them of their small chode.
That dick is such a Jacob Dinkelman.
Jacob Brady is a guy who’s bricked 24/7 and has a huge boner.
He is also the most nonchalant guy of all time and has good cheddar.
Person 1: yo is that Jacob Brady?
Person 2: yea he’s bricked.