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February 3rd is Pickled Onion Monster Munch Day so grab a pack and eat them.
What is February 3rd
Oh that Pickled Monster Munch day
Sexual intercourse with a guy and a girl, while they are in a big body of water, the guy sticks a live fish in the girls ass while he eats it out and spits it into her mouth then makes her suck his dick while the fish is in her mouth,
“Hey babe” want to go do a sea monster tonight?
Bulls penis. A heifer poker. Also see Sea Monkey.
Look at the size of his sea monster.
The Original Nightmare Fuel Where The Monster Lived In Japan.
Probably Was Seen In Mole as The Painter Where The Mole and Mouse Turned Every Color (Mole Turned Red and Mouse Turned Yellow) And They Turned Into The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!.
Which is Directly Called “日本のモンスター” or “Nihon no monsutā“.
Oh No! It’s The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!
A feared legend among 70 million countries
YO THE BEAN MONSTER KILLED MY MOM 😩
The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.
"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"
A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.
I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.