A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.
Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.
If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.
Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.
A burrito neck refers to someone who has a dirty neck, the neck reminds them of burrito meat.
"Hey man, wash your neck, you look like you got a burrito neck!"
The awful looking hairy neck some men leave when they meticulously groom a goatee. Yuck
That guy is cute, but the sweater neck calls into question his grooming habits. Nope
a person who has no neck, a visual sighting that is so crazy.
Me: yes no neck
Him: i have a neck
me: stfu u shot
People Who Are Fat And Have A Double Or A Triple Chin
Jay: Why Can’t I See His Neck?
Jake: Cause He Have No Neck
Term used to describe someone who is fat with a thick neck with bad posture.
Aye neck brodie come here!
Put it on neck brodie!