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Where straight men are only attracted to women who was born a female, including transgender males.
Guy 1: today I came out to my family as Super Straight today!
Guy 2: what does that mean?
Guy 1: that I’m only attracted to women who where born female.
Guy 2: so does that include transgender guys then?
Guy 1: yeah man!
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A movement originally started by users on Tik-Tok, whose sole purpose is to cause discord and strengthen hatred and discrimination towards people of other sexualities. The movement also seeks to incite transphobic views.
A person identifying themselves as super straight wants to have relationships exclusively with members of the opposite sex; that is people who were born as memebers of the opposite sex, not transgender individuals.
- Hey did you hear? Mark says he identifies himself as super straight now.
- I know! He was always making fun of me for going through gender reassignment surgery, so it was kind of expected.
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Cisgender heterosexual man with a micropenis
“Hey, did you know Jake came out as Super Straight!”
“No way! He’s so brave”
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As far as I know Minor Threat originated Straight Edge in the 1980s. Originally, the life style consisted of refusing to use drugs/alcohol. Now, a lot of straight edge kids like to avoid casual sex; however, minor threat never portrayed that idea in their song "straight edge." The band has said that they named this life style "straight edge" because it shows someone who has "got their shit straight" which gives them an "edge over others." They started leading this life style in high school when they would see the teens around them ruining their lives with drug use and alcohol. So, they did the opposite of what they saw people doing, which was a large part of the punk scene.
I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and fuck my head
Hang out with the living dead
Snort white shit up my nose
Pass out at the shows
I don't even think about speed
That's something I just don't need
I've got the straight edge
I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and smoke dope
'Cause I know I can cope
Laugh at the thought of eating ludes
Laugh at the thought of sniffing glue
Always gonna keep in touch
Never want to use a crutch
I've got the straight edge
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"Straight Edge"
as performed by: Minor Threat
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In high school, the curricular activity in which involves gay and straight people to get together and befriend one another. In real life, an after school class to smoke pot.
Person 1: Dude, have you heard about the gay and straight alliance group?
Person 2: Yeah, I go there and poof a lil.
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An above the influence, wimpy, kiss-ass, cookie cutter, annoying or pussy type of person.
david: "Want to hangout with the crew tonight?"
jeff: "Not if you want to party and drink..."
david: "Alright Sally Straight Edge, fuck you"
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adjective - Usually used to describe something extremely random. Can also be used to describe something that ends up being amazingly stupid because of its randomness or lack of purpose. This expression comes from the fact that theres some really retarded shit in Tennessee, such as 6 lane freeways in the middle of nowhere. If you've ever lived there, you know what I'm talking about.
Person A)HOLY SHIT, guess what I just realized! OJ really was guilty!
Person B)Dude, you're straight outta tennessee.
or
Person A)Who the hell builds a military base in the middle of nowhere, Texas?
Peerson B)I don't know, but thats straight outta tennessee!
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