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long and thick penis usually around 9 to 10 inches
omg this guys dick is huge and this guys name is jesse
most of the large penises come from guys named jesse.
a large penis is better than a chode.
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Same thing as rectum raider but a gay man inserts his pirate (penis) into his partners anus.
Chris is my favorite Penis Pirate.
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a penis which connot be bothered
*wont have sex
*cant get erect
*sighs alot
*takes up smoking
*with lazy penis you'll often get the side effect of saggy daddys
"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have lazy penis"
"god not lazy penis again and right before a big date"
"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy penis"
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When you get smashed in the penis with a sack of doorknobs and your penis goes inside you body and sticks out your ass, giving you a mangina and a ass penis.
"Oh mi gawd i just got impaledded and now i got an ass penis."
"Suck my ass penis."
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A derogatory term used in reference to hard rock music, referring to overuse of amplification on boring chord processions, extreme pounding of the bass drum with the pedal at a rapid rate, repetitive and often stupid lyrics and yelling (as opposed to singing) said lyrics.
Simply said, penis rock is music that is played by rock bands that have no talent and think that if they are loud enough, people will like them.
Metallica Mike: I'm listening to Metallica's new CD St. Anger.
Metallica Matt: Why are you listening to that penis rock when you could listen to Master of Puppets or And Justice for All.
Hardcore Hank: I'm listening to Slipknot's "Pulse of the Maggots."
Iron Maiden I Can't think of a name that starts with 'I': Why the hell do you like that penis rock? That is Slipknot's worst song.
Blood Brothers Berry: I like the Blood Brothers' early CDs, which involve much pounding and screaming.
The Spirit of Dimebag Darrell: That would be penis rock, but the lyrics are deep and meaningful (as only the God of Metal like me would understand). Pantera is awesome.
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1.)Some one who is a twat or acts like a cunt.
2.)a wart placed on the penis,usualy bellend.
"jordan your a mother fucking penis wart"
"jodie totaly licked that guys penis wart!"
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also known as "PF", the condition where a male's penis- whether donning underwear or not- is unknowingly, or knowingly showing through his pants and consistently hitting said pants as he walks, runs or generally moves. Females tend to whisper "PF" to tell one another that they've spotted penis flop on a male.
"Check it out, girl! PF! PF! Anfernee's got penis flop! I can totally see it through his track pants. It's all flappin against his pants and shit!"
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