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A certain girl who teaches children on the wonders of apple sex. She lives off of random things and loves Danis very much. Her day usually consists of teaching followed by going to rainbow lezzy land and skipping with bunnies.
Man Miss Nicki gave me an F cuz I didnt label all the parts of an apple on the test! Shes a really The Evil One!
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To do something one time, either just because or because you had to. When you choose to abstain, but say fuck it anyway. Turn up!!!
Fuckboi stay typing that bs online. Every time I give him a taste of his own medicine he plays the victim and they want me to feel like the “bad guy”. I had to fuck him up for the one time.
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That one poop is when you get home from a long day of work and/or school and you just sit down with your phone and take the best shit in the world. It always feels amazing and you feel like you take on the world after this process
Bro 1: bro i got home and just sat down on the shitter and took that one poop
Bro 2: bro, no fucking way
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Another story by the great Nicholas Sparks. very similar to his previous ones that it's so predictable what's gonna happen throughout the whole book. Also adapted into a movie like all his previous ones as well. Starring Zac Efron and Taylor Schilling, the movie expect us to feel that it's completely normal and usual to WALK from Colorado to Louisiana.
Girl 1: OMG did you watch the lucky one?
Girl 2: Yes and I thought I was watching Dear John !
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a game that is played alot by a lot of people.
bob: he herbert have you beat one slime yet.
herbert: no
bob: why not?
herbert: cause negro slime keeps doin the same thing its getting me mad.
bob: calm down its just a game
herbert: well he doesnt have to be such a simpleton.
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An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much less interesting or boring corresponding story. (Note: The story will be much longer than you could ever imagine or want)
Person: Last summer I went to Thailand and rode on an elephant.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.
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This move is when you get your girl to take 5 Sxrion golf balls and shove them up your anus and then take a golf club and hit you in the penis so you shit the golf balls out due to the pain
Man 1: Yo why are you sitting weirdly
Man 2: I just performed the hole in one with my girl earlier
Man 1: Ouch, how do you even enjoy that?
Man 2: I don't but she do
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