someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive
“Idk if we should eat this steak guys it’s pretty Young Aaron Taylor Johnson”
“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”
Taylor H is one of the sweetest and kindest people I know and clearly doesn't get enough praise for putting others first
Taylor H is too kind!
a person who is a ruthless murderer. kills every specimen of the bird category, especially geese. will shoot you, and pull your hair out until your scalp starts bleeding.
“what’s a taylor teirney”
a taylor tierney is a ruthless, and stupid murderer.
A girl who has it all figured out. Smart, pretty, and cool.
Have you seen Nancy Taylor?
Yeah! Ins't she awesome?
When random unstopple social outbursts of Taylor Swift lyrics result in social awkwardness and/or exclusion.
“So as I was saying, Julia was being so irritating, I can even believe-“
“BUT I GOT SMARTER I GOT HARDER IN THE NICK OF TIME”
“You have a bad case of Taylor tourettes”