The hard goodbye

Another word for suicide.

Before giving himself the hard goodbye, a strange tranquility came over him, and he was ready to face whatever is after.

Hard Bone

A boner touching another boner.

omg my dad and my brother are doing a real nice hard bone

Working as hard as a congressman

Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".

"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."

Eggplant Hard

Eggplant Hard is the hardest version of hard.

I was playing basketball the other day and went Eggplant Hard.

if its not hard its not right

Jason42009 said this and it was really funny

Jason42009 said if its not hard its not right it was funny

when where how hard?

when where how hard?

person: "fuck you"

person 2: "when where how hard?"

hard on the street

A game played usually within a cities or town and most time at night (but can be at day.) As you walk from A to B try not to get aroused, but if you do you must be punished by having to find somewhere where near no people and masturbate.

My life is so sad, When walking back from the Pub at one in morning and decided to play hard on the street.