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The place where dreams come true. From sunrises on the beach to nights under the boardwalk, the people that call Ocean City home wouldn't have it any other way. Makeup is optional and a tan is a necessity, the backseats of Jeep Wranglers are sandy and so are everyone's feet. Shoobies from the inland and Pennsylvania take over the island from June to August, but it's worth it for the endless summer days in September and October. Corson's, Waverly, 1st Street, Brown's, OC Surf Cafe. This town may be dry, but these kids know how to party. It's not a summer in the books without a keg stand, a drunk bike ride home, or a run in with the cops. Home to two beautiful Wawa's, surfers, stoners, OCBP, and Express Pizza. All seven miles of this island are heaven.
"I'm thinking of going to the best place in the world this weekend." "Oh really, where?" "Ocean City, NJ, you have to come check it out."
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"How about you come back to my place and Conquer the Inevitable City?"
"WAAAAAGH!"
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n. A plastic grocery bag used for carrying one's posessions.
I didn't have time to find my real briefcase this morning; so, I grabbed a Baltimore City suitcase out of the kitchen cabinet.
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ocean city nj-
probably the driest beach town you’ll ever visit, tho there’s 2 rockin liquor stores right across the bridge. you want good pancakes? we’ve got uncle bills. good ice cream? actually no fucking bomb ass ice cream?? aunt betty’s. the courts on 35th are the best place for pickup games, and to pick up some day surfers and night ballers (girls, the best time is 7-9 pm)! you tired after a long days of work getting your tan? don’t hesitate to call randazzo’s and get some of the best pizza in the city, of course aside mac and mancos. 7th street and the surf mall are the places to blow your summer money on, and you never walk out of them without a new henna or braids in your hair. OCBP never fails to make us stop and stare, and one of the biggest accomplishments is the pleasure to talk to one of these boys. family town or whatever the fuck, once you go you get attached, and if you’ve grown up here you can agree that no matter any other beach town you visit nothing beats our little home town of ocean city, and that is ocean city NJ, NOT ocean city MD!!!
Me: yo you’ve ever been to ocean city NJ??
Jack: no bro any fucking good?
Me: i suggest you getcho ass down there soon!!
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Sex position where a guy is doing a chick doggy style while eating a burger. He may casually rest the burger on the ladies back in between bites. Although he must make sure to save the last bite for her after he blows his load on it.
"Dude, last night when I was nailing this hot chick I gave her an Iowa City Barbaque."
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It's when a girl {most preferrably an Asian) gives a man a horizontal sponge bath inside a "Massage Parlor".
"I recieved one hell of a Kansas City Carwash last night...my shoulder has never felt better," said the sailorm with a smile.
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