half and half with cream cheese

A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex, finished by ejaculating in her mouth.

That trick just gave me a half and half with cream cheese for the low and let me finish on her face

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hot bagel with cream cheese

Anal sex in the morning followed by an anal cream pie

There's nothing better than a hot bagel with cream cheese to get the day started.

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ice cream paint job

cream on the inside
clean on the outside

"last night me and the boys gave heidi an ice cream paint job. it was sweet."

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Ice Cream Paint Job

Another Hip-hop artist's coined term that has absolutely no meaning, makes zero since, and yet appeals to the foolish masses.

Because I am so cool I do not feel the need to utilize real terminology. Instead I describe an automobile with a unique paint job as having an ice cream paint job.

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Ice Cream Rim Job

When any individual (same or opposite sex) gives a rim job (licking of another individuals anus) to a partner after having eaten Ice Cream. (ICRJ). Its known to be quite shocking and stimulating as well as refreshing.

There is also and Ice Cream Hand Job (ICHJ)

Partner 1- "i ate a ton of wings last night at trivia and my anus is stinging hot, but i still want a rim job"

Partner 2- "How about i eat some ice cream as i do it and give you an Ice Cream Rim Job!?"

Partner 1- " That sounds refreshing"

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cake and ice cream

A term often used to refer to an inside joke; creating an inside joke within an inside joke.

Man, that party had so much cake and ice cream, it's hard to remember it all!

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ice cream cone

A person with a very large/fat upper body and a very small lower body . Everything pours out the top of their pants. Similar to a muffin top but much bigger.

Did you see the ice cream cone on that broad?

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