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A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!
My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! Unfortunately while I was fucking her in the ass some hot sauce dripped from my balls into my ass and we both went to the ER. So please only use hot sauce as needed.
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When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El Chapo Guzman (name stands for short): "I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( . "
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A beverage consisting of 1 part Corona, 1 part mule piss, and a generous portion of tequila. Serve in a quart glass, rimmed with cocaine and a wedge of sod.
The tradition of rimming the glass with cocaine began as a trick by bartenders so as to counteract the effects of the massive amounts of alcohol in the Mexican Tap Water. The cocaine would keep the customer from passing out, allowing him or her to keep drinking.
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Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.
The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.
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A frog in an episode of South Park that kills anyone who stares into it's eyes.
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka will kill anyone who gazes into it's eyes...
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To penetrate a lady from both ends simultaneously, ie orally and either anally or vaginally, whilst both male participants wear sombrero hats to protect the lady from the glare of the midday sun.
Hans and Klaus were so concerned about the intensity of the sun that they donned their sombrero's before joining Sally at the mexican spit roast. If only Andreas were able to come along with the aftersun lotion.
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Quite simply, it's the sound emanated by a leaf blower.
Maria began getting wet when Pedro sounded his Mexican Mating Call while tinkering with his leaf blower out in the garage.
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